The Man Who Has Everything

"We have a whole tourist pencil," says Dan. "Our tour poster is going to be a D&D map of all the places that we're going across the country." There's a button that says, it's an I love Spencer, but it's instead of a heart, it's a 20-sided die. That doesn't make sense, does it? No, I die Spencer. I roll Spencer. Which is what his uncle said to him before he died. He's going to fucking flip. Did you hear what Patton was saying? No. He was dire. You could teach Spencer to count on that trip. It's going to be fun for you, Dan.