The Case of Shrek the Rogue

Alex W writes man please the court and also bailiff Jake I guess I bring to you the case of Shrek the rogue. We've done many of these case like this one. The perfect character already has been created. It took so much coordination to figure out when they're actually going to play. Now this person is holding everyone hostage with Shrek. Do not try to walk while wearing a ribbon dance. Don't you dare go near an escalator. You will get sucked into it.