The Last Time I Goed to a Dentist

The last time Jamie went to a dentist was when he had health insurance and it was to get his wisdom teeth removed. I understood then that that was the last dentist trip where I was likely to get hydrocodone, so I just have not been back. The crazy thing is I'm pretty sure that the gum procedure itself went just fine, but she was like talking about Game of Thrones and she sneezed in my mouth.