Alice in Hammond: A Country Sweetheart

On Good Friday when people really should have been focused on the climate crisis. Two theatre goers, two of course white women white wine, it's a terrible combo. The bodyguard is going to have a lot of recognizable Whitney Houston slash Clive Davis music in it and people want to sing along but no one sings as well as Whitney Houston. To pull off a song like that, you can't sing like that Sharon. You certainly can't sing once you've nicked two bottles of Oyster Bay.