You Can't Steal From Two Toes, Daddy!

"I think you steal from two toes, daddy," his son tells him. "You break into my liquor store and you steal from me ... I just fucking destroy the car with the baseball bat." He gets a ski mask and a baseball bat to chase down his son when he sneaks out of the house. They pull up next to their parked car where they're having some beers,. get out with the ski mask and the baseball bat and then a weird voice that would prevent my son from understanding that it was definitely me. And somehow I'm not in my car either. The whole time I hit it and I'm like, that's from them. That's from my store. You