The Fucking Beginner Slope

"We apparently went on the beginner slope. And we found out afterwards on the second day, because me and mail in, we weren't having a great time trying to go down the slope," he says. "I'm just like, man, this hurts way more than I thought it was going to do." 'It's compact. It's like jumping off your bed onto a very flat pillar' He adds that snow does cushion but only about 30% of what you would normally expect.