Theo Usherwood's Armband Story Is Escalating

"If I'd given you an invitation to attack Joe Lysett for not spending the money on something that you've never given a penny to in your life, you'd have bit my arm off," he says. "I think we should look after our own, except when they actually need looking after - and then it's all their own fault." 'It's just hilarious what he's done,' adds BBC Radio 5 Live presenter David Walliams. "'He exposed the absolute hypocrisy of so much of the UK media and the UK public' ... It was beautiful really in its simplicity", insists Lord Tebbit.