The Dracula Shit Door Opens Face

The author of this article on Bloomberg talks about coming to visit him. And don't do it. When Ashley showed up in front of his house, he texted her saying, um, I might be aware, I might look a little strange. The door opens. He looks like Nicholas Cage or John Travolta. You pick his face is puffy. Like, like he'd been stung by a thousand bees. This is some Dracula shit.