The Pepsi Fall Ecosystem

Pepsi has created a Pepsi fall ecosystem underneath the storm. Six Pepsi cans just lie in there and go drink your fill. No problem. I think even ants, this three year old, or perhaps up to seven year old soda is going to be too gnar for a bug to drink. Once we're through these six cans, there will be no more. We need to start using alternative fuels. And they're like, ah, get out of here. It's like the smoke from the Pepsi juice is ruining the crawl space. But they didn't listen, Justin. That's our kids problem.