Ned if You Can't Shoot It I'm Gonna Shoot It

Duck runs and tackle into the monster. Duck is now on top of this big slimy beast granting you a pretty nice opening for whatever you decide to do next. Ned can't shoot it because duck told him not to um okay i know the big heavy walking stick i'm gonna jam it right down this thing's throat just ram it right down whatever it has left of a mouth and a throat  this heavy wood walking stick cool like a giant tongue depressor just ram itright down his throat uh cool roll to kick some ass"