How to Deal With a Shark Attack

Don't thrash, don't splash, don't try to swim away. Be very calm. They want you to look them in the eyes, tap their nose. That's like, are you sure about this? Great whites. Do you think that when you get eaten by an animal, something primordial kicks in and you kind of like go into a trance state because like, you know, we've been getting eaten by predators theoretically for so long. Sometimes I wonder if there's a built-in protection against being killed on camera. If you get killed in a savage way, the planet will watch.