The Unorthodox, Exotic, and Unorthodox Proposals

A US government bond is a promise to pay to be repaid when it comes to maturity, 10 years from now. But along the way, you will also receive interest on it. So premium bonds are less obviously silly than the trillion dollar bill. If Ron DeSantis hears Heterodox, he might think that it means something- Well, at worst, it's peterorthodox, I guess.