Kepler's Outdoor Activity Centers

"I suspect they're a little bit above your pay grade," says Agent Haines. "You hear about what happened to H2? I got a theory though, and don't nobody else want to hear it." He tells the story of how he was sucked into a wormhole while out walking his dog on November 15th 1988. After telling him to drop me right back down, or else he would fill their whole ass full of buckshot,. That must have scared them something fierce, because they'd probably dropme right back off - ain't never seen hide nor hair of them since.