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The News Quiz - 20th May

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Macdonald Is Pulling Out of Russia

Ronald macdonald has announced he is closing all 850 of his russian burgerages and nugateriums. He had hoped to reach a compromise whereby he would be a sad clown instead of a happy clown, until putin withdraws his troops from ukraine. I think they'll have to do their own versions of these fast food places russia, you know, like the ones you see them that are like sail close to a copyright, but not quite. And i see you'll have stuff like muk potins ore sar books, car books, which i reckon this could take off. It's a threeald draw between you, ca and the rest of the universe

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