Can I Objection Straw Man?

There are specific types of objections to things that are basically not allowed to be heard by the jury. Robert, you know why we're here today, don't you? Uh, sure. We're here to impress in this court of stupidity. Your honor, I would like to call Bob my skins to the bench or the stand as a witness. The whole truth. Oh my God. He said the thing now, Robert is it?Uh, sure. My full name. All right. You're both stupid. Thank you.