The Brazilian Hottie With a British Accent

It happened on Tinder. All of a sudden you went up with a Brazilian hottie with a British accent. Oh, sign me up. Where do I sign up for that? And he's part Italian as well. Can he cook? When I go work, I said, when I learned he was part Italian too, they're like, oh, the Italian Italian. Yeah, sure. Tell me he cooks like an Italian, speaks like a Brit and makes love like a Brazilian.Oh my God. That's exactly what I'm telling you. He's got a lot of that you said that. God damn. You've never been happier to move out of a land of fields