The Tender Age of Grief

You can refer to both males and females as witches, but male witches can also be called warlocks. Are you an elderly vampire that's having a hard time getting out of your house into a local blood bank? Why is food making it so difficult for you to get the blood that you've worked your whole life to obtain? Did a loved one die at Make Out Point? Let us make out a check for your grief. We'll make sure you get what you deserve in a good way. Remember, we don't get paid unless the other guy cries.