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The Nicest Dick I've Ever Seen (w/ Naomi Smalls)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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The Number 8: A Straight Male Who Loves Your Podcast

Naomi has the smallest boobs ever. They never pop out of anything. I have spent years trying to take this thing back. Mark says, as a straight male, a straight male who loves your podcast, Mark, your number 8. I better myself on dates. Naomi: If you can look in the eye and like hold a conversation for more than five minutes, there's something there. You should always try to kiss on the first date if you're like feeling a vibe because whenever a dude doesn't kiss you on the firstdate, I'm like, Jesus Christ, what do I have to do to get it stuck in deck? Hovey: Should I set up a sexy

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