The Problem With God's Answer to Torment

The fact that it's even a question is a kind of a problem, I hope you can recognize. When you ask God this question, what's the thing that you could do that someone you love could do to make you want to torture them? God's answer is not suck my dick. If these people don't tell me every day that I'm the best thing in the world, if these people besmirch my character and my glory, they should be tortured. That makes him an ego maniac. Think about that and let that keep you up at night.