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We're not asking you to go get drunk. We're saying when you're inebriated, put us in the back of your brain. But really we do want you to only be legal drinking age in your country. All right, so we've got a bunch of emails from these people who are drunk and wrote into the podcast. They would like you to read it as Shrek. It's 2 AM and I am slippery, slobbery, smotherly smashed. Please give me advice as soon as possible because the old dog is drooling so much. He wants the pizza sauce so badly.