Did You Move to North Carolina?

I'm kind of content an north carolina be trying to be a funny waitress. I either would have worked in a woman's prison, or i would have gone to the police academy to be a police officer. And that was a, mean, i liked show bes. We gere doing plays in new york city, and then someone approached paul and i and said, why don't you do a sketch show for h b o downtown? So a conna just fell into our lap, and that wasw was it called, fiftyexivity?...