Why You Shouldn't Fuck Around With Shellfish

Moral dilemmas only arise when there's a grey area to argue about, exactly the kind of place where thou shalt thinking is at its least useful. It's this simplified sense of morality that gives rise to so many problems with religion. Their inability to recognize nuance doesn't quite guarantee they'll always have the dumbest possible take on every moral issue but it sure as hell gets hem close. There are plenty of moral absolutes that don't require any real nuance, but those aren't the kind of things that give rise to moral dilemmas. We can quibble all you want about o what taking the lord's name in vain actually means, but once we've settled on