The Apple Watch Is a Must Have for Midlife Crisis

Apple's new watch is being talked about as the more innovative update, but again, i'm just not seeing it. The most perplexing feature might be the 86 decibal siren that's presumably to call out for help to passers by in the back country if you're lost or injured and need assistance. There's a night mode way finder watch face, in case you want to make your way by compass in the dark.