X-Factor and Damanoying

This is not a standard plot for a... A guy who goes into a gents toilet, like the park, and there's a hole in the cubicle. No, I don't think they'd leave at the same time with that. Okay, we've got a letter from one of our long-term listeners. Do you know anything about X-Factor at all? Or do you have a console, Simon? It could be funny if things honeydew comes up with about those Damanoying twins,. John and Edward.