How to Deal With a Monster

"I was in a fraternity and I know what it's like to be an animal," he says. "He kicked in and then I looked to scary for guidance and I said scary, save me from my animal tendencies." He adds that if the cleaning crew had come that time of the morning, really six o'clock in the morning, they wouldn't dare throw out the pizza. 'The cleaning crew in this building leaves everything unless you put it on the X on the floor of the one spot.'