This chapter explores the historical context of men engaging in sexual activities during war campaigns, focusing on the Spartans and the prevalence of homosexuality in formidable armies like the British. It also delves into the topic of male squirting, discussing studies on achieving squirting through manual stimulation or with the help of two male partners. The chapter examines the controversy surrounding male squirting and its connection to urine, referencing a study that confirms the fluid as mostly urine.