My Mother's Birthday Is Close to Christmas

My birthday was always an afterthought, you know. It was the thing that got rolled in to christmas. As soon as i became an adult, and i was a very, very young adult at this, i decided i am never going to work another birthday in my life. So no matter what my day, my birthday date is, i refuse to work. I take the day off work. And i have never done that in my adult life, and i don't intend to start any time soon. so guess who is not working on monday'm going take a wild stub in the dark. You're not working. No. Hangovers a lad in my house on the first