How to Grow More Patrons

We need more money. We're like a little over 20,000 patrons right now. If we have exactly 20,300 patrons next week- No, no, no. You're incentivizing people to unsubscribe. Do you make enough? We do. I always say that. So if we lose money, you'll lose more money. That's all right. Then I will give one random patron a hundred dollars. And on that note, it's like- I'm going to be so smooth and greasy for you. Like Coon-o.