The en Suite Is Amazing. It's Amazing

Ula Lab heard a rhythmic wiping while her husband got ready in the loom. She assumed he was wiping down the loom seat each night and always wondered why. All became clear last week when he left the door open and from my spot on the bed I saw him pull down his shorts and still standing begin to wipe his arse. He thinks this is a great idea and more hygienic. Personally, I'd prefer he removed any risk of skid marks in the immediate aftermath of a poo. And probably leaves little tiny little rolls of totally a roll on the floor because he's just wiped it dry. Yeah, it's a bend or so. Ula