The High Variance Option in an Air B&B

It's the like hey Can you help me commit real estate fraud? If anybody asks what you're up to, it's like i'm not on this train anymore. The washing's also an issue like I'm staying two weeks in this place And there's no washing machine, right? I'm gonna have to like strip the bed all the sheets and the towels and take them to a laundromat Oh god. It's the worst I'm sure it is but that but this is the whole thing.