The Dark Lord Turns His Attention on Hog's Face

Are you not a very good archer? I have been trained in the way of my people to arch and to use my vision that is of a hawk. It seems like it would take a lot of upper body strength to be an archer. My other friends often make that point and they do it cruelly and have several names for me. Willow Arms and Legman and other things that just do not translate from Melvin. Would you mind saying one or two of those names that do not translate? Yarn Farnish fail. Oh, it's Quelvint. It's Farnamony. Shakra.