How to Make a Delicate Cup of Tea

How to make a decent cup of tea or at least how british people make tea because that can be quite a complicated process. How to deal with things like english accents different English accents and what they sound like and where they come from how to order drinks in a pub, the importance of queuing and other seemingly small details that are actually hugely important. Why would they cancel the barbecue brook because of rain? What do people tend to do on bank holidays when it's not holiday time? And why is seasonal effective disorder such as seasonal effective bipolar disorder so bad you're never going to get rid of it!