What Is Your Favorite Stats and Numbers Parody?

This week's segment is called he sifbod, listeners, stets, stats, stats. Submit to sip pot and twitter or to sip pot a cemel dot com. We have a new name for this segment every week. Please make them as silly and wagky as possible. And untes shoutout the listener, sander, who made a play list of all the actual songs they reverence.