The Itchy Hairs of Tarantulas

Tarantulas are actually great pets, believe it or not. If you understand them, and if you know that they're not a hamster, you can't take them out and rob them. So I've been keeping tarantulas for years, so I got very, you know, blasey about it. I opened the tank and went and got me in the eye. It was like somebody got a hot needle and stuck in my eye. As you blink, the hairs that go in there are barbed, like a fishing hook. They go in, forward and forward, and it's just like, oh, God. The doctor saw what happened, he ran out straight