You See Your Butt Bones?

I was in Alaska one time. It's awesome because it's one of the states that testing vaguely what UBI could be. I put a beer down and three minutes later, four beers showed up on stage. We should do a show there. They don't even care what we're doing. They're just happy when people show up. Oh man. We could get bear guns. You get to have a bear gun in Alaska. Because it's a seat belt for bears. And also people. So, okay. Ads for the X-ray specs. Now ads for these specs inevitably showed a sleazy looking 70s man leering at a woman in a dress. As long as