Shotgun Wedding, but It's a Bird

"I'm deeply confused. Who am I in this context? You're on a date with a lovely lady." "Because we're all straighties and it's honestly embarrassing ... It's not our fault, I was born this way miles" 'If you want people to think that you didn't go to the courthouse... Wink' "'You thought the bird on a certain date?' Well, you gotta do it. Shotgun wedding, but it's a bird.' ''What is your red flag or white flag?" she asks him."'Surrender,'" he replies. ""My flag"? My flag! Surrender!'"