"I swear to God, it's like that was the, I feel bad sort of pity thing. It was the Parkinson's was just throwing me off as... I didn't even notice he had a problem," says Simon Cowell. "Bats lived in me 40 years. Do you do the math? That's wild." He then goes on to name other animals who live longer than him: Hippos, Giraffes and blue whales.