Michael Jackson was going to buy Marvel, like Stanley Marvel. So what's the conspiracy theory that he was buying Marvel so he could open up theme parks to molest children? That's where I thought you were going. But no, just no. No, his plan was to buy Marvel and do what Disney did and Michael Jackson. This was accusing Disney of putting out these allegations so that they could then go because they knew it would cost him a shitload of money for lawyers and whatever the fuck else and bad PR. Do you think Michael Jackson's happy with his legacy? No, but like legitimately, here's the best example. Right now, if aliens came hover giant mothership over