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Our Best Flirting Strategies! + Pencil D*ck & Spoons

The Female Dating Strategy

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The Aura of a Pencil Dick

He had a pencil dick too long and not girthy enough. So I didn't know it was in until he hit my cervix from it be too long. The aura was good though and he bought me breakfast the next day and drove me home. He paid. Yes, the bar wasn't too low. It just didn't exist at all for me. And then he wanted to meet up again. Uh, pick me thought that maybe if we have sex again, he will make sure he doesn't fall asleep when we chat. That's sad. This makes this kind of heartbreaking actually feel bad.

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