I was there when Kobe scored 81 points. It's the only Laker game I've ever been to actually, and what else, dude? Oh, you know, Sam was making a movie about Sean Payton. Kevin James is playing Sean Payton. I always, I always auditioned to be in it. You should have gone in for that shit. I played Sean Payton's wife or something. He's a conky bind. Ooh, I don't know if he is a conky man or I could have played Alvin Camaro, maybe or. Drool breeze. If I'd have been in a freaking wheelchair. What? Drool breezes. The Stephen Hawking of football
Nick Swardson is an American actor, stand-up comedian, screenwriter, and producer.
Nick Swardson is back to talk about returning to stand up, almost retiring in Key West, and his friend Norm Macdonald. Theo and Nick also discuss bots writing articles, jumping armadillos, and the future of comedy.