Do You Have a Cow Face?

The author tried to get the cow's face removed from his face. He now has a dedicated face surgeon who injects him with chemicals every two and half hours or so, to keep the skin moist. The results have been amazing but he still finds it hard to go on incognito when you know you've got the big, droopy, am fetied cow's face on your face. Have you ever felt that you wanted to eat your own face? No, i can consitantly say i've never, never felt that.