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Diners vs. Waffle Houses I Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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The Importance of Alcohol in Waffle House

The missing ingredient of Waffle House is alcohol. So a lot of it is like if you have been out drinking and you are trying to ensure that you do not have a biological refund on all the alcohol that you purchased, Waffle house is a sure fire way to make sure that you don't get one. All that Waffle House just soaks up all that liquor. That's why people are drunk. They want french fries. They want potatoes. It's just your body is like, bitch, I need help. What they're out here is they're saving their saving the children is what they're doing. They're helping people.

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