You're 90, You Don't Want Anyone to Fell Me Off

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I don't want to be 90 in having people like that of your las you led out for me. You're vulnart, it reverses now, you don't want anyone being sexualli. I want be sexualized. It's like i'm a dying battery of hotness. Everyone is a dying batteryof fuccability. And you're eventually going to have to age. That's scary to me. Evens you're just getting older and feeling like am oh, ye, first fall ike, i have to be an adult too. This is not oke like w were. We become the haunted house for ghosts of our you o yam. So stuck

Nikki Glaser returns to the show for the third time, chatting with Theo about their coming-of-age stories, escort etiquette and what happens next in a post Roe v. Wade world.

Nikki Glaser is a comedian, actress, podcaster and host of the show “FBoy Island”. Her new special “Good Clean Filth” is out now on HBO Max.

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