How to Make a Shrek Build

Merk: We want to treat Shrek like he's... Don't laugh. Do we punish anyone in this situation? Because I'm on the DM side, but I also think if you want your twin to play, then I think that ... The twin is pulled out by the DM themselves by making the twin play Shrek. And then there are the things punishing them. Anytime they do something, be like, okay, that's a little bit of a silly thing to do. You see the bartender looks mad and offended. What do you mean a gingerbread man? Just hoist them by their own Shrek. So let's end on a dice-cries confessional