The Importance of Being a Big Chain on a Cast Iron Dog

Do you kidnap a small Japanese man and force him to dance in your show? Well, the way you ask that, I feel like the answer is yes. You grab one of the variety guests standing to the side and you do wrestle him physically over as he tries to get away. God, it's going to be so hard being on a show knowing your role is to just be a giant meat monster. They make it look easy. That's how good they are.