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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
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The First Guy Who Stole a Forklift
A man stole a forklift from Lowe's and then drove it all the way to Home Depot, which I must assume is far away. He had to drive a long way to go kill this woman. Was he going to kill her or was it just randomly driving around and happened to run over a woman? Neither of them seemed like they knew each other before.
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