Introduction

Tim Allen will be coming down your chimney tonight, having his way with your mom. These are the sounds that you're gonna hear from the other room. Tim wants a wet nurse for Christmas. Oh, Tim's gonna give you the Columbia necktie if you cross him. We just want to say we're on Tim Allen's good side. If he, what he does with everyone's mom's is none of my concern. I'm gonna turn the blind eye. Cross me in the same thing that happened to Wilson. He'll happen to you. Merry Christmas from the boys cast.