I'm From Italy, but I've Done Stand Up in Italian?

I hang ut with comedians who are italian. It's literally the same energy, conversation, everything. But in italian it stinks. I tried translating a really old joke of mine, where i got called ato instead of mateo at star bux. And i try to translate it, and it doesn't work, because potato ad potato don't rhyme in italian. So i looked like an abbt seard for potato, tato, potato and moteo,. You know, sonon dato, starbacelorame ces acosito, nome leto mateo nescrito onomeratat a la taa egob