Cruton Factory - The Best Way to Eat Crutons

i wouldn't be surprised if every single thing we eat gets launched through like one of those tea shirt guns anto like some kind of, like mutated chimpanzies assvomits it back out for no reason. What i learned from working in a cruton factory is, just eat crutons. Just get a box of crutons and eat em like you'd eat a trisket or something like that. That's the best way to eat a cruton a. I've nipped for one ear, like, just fromat the midwest. You sometimes, when you're like, really looking for a wild salad or herin thina, haha, ha,