Billy Joel's Carhole

"It's 2013 and my resolution was to stop limiting myself i'm gonna track her everything," says the modern day johnny apple seed. "I just changed your dining room but your front yard's good to go if you want to play on any corn or we either this is actually a wonderful way to get your even more money", he adds. 'If you drag a giant axe through someone's house they're pissed if you drive it through a hundred houses they're celebrities right right?' asks Billy joel of his famous car crash story. "[Barry] could fuck anybody at that bar at that point and I can show you billy joel's carhole, like come